My Isi Hissy: Oh my...I'm in some kind of Sicilian spin-off of the Polynesian Cultural Center!

Having worked in advertising for nearly a decade, it's comforting to know that misrepresentation in ads is not uniquely American.

Here's where fantasy meets reality. The dinner show features a gladiator games re-enactment.

Here's the slick brochure...with the gladiator in shining armor ready to slay Christians!



And here's the tiny, little petite gladiator of the evening...stripped down in a blue mini-skirt (or is that a skort?!)...Of course, the girls didn't mind the lack of armor...he was pretty cute...but you get the picture.