Romania: In Hunt of Blood!

Why are we in Romania? Because all vacationing vampires must make the pilgrimage to the fatherland. And American vampires on a budget, must flee to eastern europe to evade the euro, which has drained all the life force from the dollar.

The first thing any vampire does when traveling is to find a suitable and safe lair to sleep during daylight. While budget friendly, camping does not provide sufficient protection from sunlight and leaves you vulnerable to attacks from other vampires.



This Dracula Resort provided suitable accommodations for our coven.



Our coffin came equipped with a private lanai.