My Isi Hissy: Where the F#$@% am I?

The last time I went to a luau was in 2003. As Hyatt Regency Maui's publicist, I was hosting Cindy Taylor and E! Entertainment's Wild On! Crew for a filming of the resort's Drums of the Pacific Luau. I had seen the dinner show countless time's before and swore when I finally quit travel public relations, I'd never, ever go to a luau-esque variety show again.

Fast forward to 2007, and I've kept that promise but tonite's gladiator supper show in Sicily teeters dangerously close to luau-esque.