Palermo's Creepy Catacombs

"Where the hell have you been???
Just hanging around with the guys for the last 500 years."



"Keep it down up there! Can't you see I'm trying to get some beauty sleep!"



Big yawn! "I'm dead tired."



This was a notorious jigalo...or so the guide did say. In fact, the guide would have me move about so he could demonstrate how even in death this horn dog's eyes would follow the ladies every move.

How do you not laugh when you're in a holy place with a guide telling you something like that. All of sudden I imagined I was in an MTV video and the jigalo turned into David Lee Roth who jumps down from his grave and starts singing.... I"m just a jigalo and everywhere I go...